That's funny 04

That's funny 03

Girl: "Dad, what's better? to pass or to fail?"

Dad: "To pass obviously" 

Girl: "OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!"

That's funny 02

GRANDPA: "Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!" 

Grandson: "YOU go hide. I told her you were DEAD!"

That's funny 01

A wife asks her husband: "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have eggs, get six."

The husband returns with six cartons of milk.

She: "Why did you buy six cartons of milk ?"

He: "They had eggs."