I was born with a Tv and Ammi's laptop to rest my head and watch the television. we had only one channel so there was no remote fights or to get up and change the channels during the show....i was a very quick learner which alarmed people . they started to tame the only television channel . censorship grew firmer and a logo invented "family Channel" they banned sex and kissing , Drinking and smoking , Dressing up & Dressing down ..Swimming and Dancing...anything that was western looking except Muhammad Ali the whole family use to watch him punch and bleed the infidels (Praiseth the Lord ) sing and dance almost naked live via satellite . ( i love and miss that telip slide and music) . the foreign influence can never be totally controlled because we were a colony of the british . Still the most popular shows on my tv were somehow able to tame a sonali type bratish girl in four to thirteen weeks...amazing isn't it . lol . The last episodes of such shows were usually the Happy Thanksgiving days ....deserted streets and family get-together ...I remember a wedding ceremony where they put up television sets because they knew some people will show up and make them feel guilty for choosing a date of the last episode....lol Somehow my Very Dear Parents and elder siblings managed to save the television and me from the VCR ...i know the pressure was enormous....when most people in the country were desperate to buy and Own a VCR , saving , begging and stealing money we were rejecting , Gifts, free offers , loans , rent-free rentals ,Sarcasm from near and dear alike....lol
Before the Chinese there used to be Japanese and they were called for help so what they did was that they joined a VCR with a Video Camera and invented CamCorder . unfortunately this small step by sony took a giant leap backwards ...later...lol
So by not having a VCR attached to our television our very popular household became very socially Inapt and personally by continuing to watch the only channel a huge wall was created between me and ambiance. My I.Q soared and my E.Q went into the drains . in few years the jolly good fellow became a stinking jello.
Following the same precedent of the VCR the Satellite Dish receivers were also rejected and to support that i was giving a crash course in Satellite Installation and repairs for nine months. After which i was given a choice to be Bold & Beautiful or Beguile & Benevolent ...i chose Bad ass. lol
So this is where the story begins....but first let me remind you that it was never the plan to make me a writer...i have no precedent , no inspiration in generations how high soever. or how-low-soever ( i am still single btw, but the imaginary wall around me is now stronger than that a glass ceiling ...no chance save your thongs plz swimming is still ban here....lol )
Basic facts about me .
1. i use the multinational cable and broadband .
2. They have not offered me a job ever.
3. i like my papri squashed with aloo choley . lays chips, and pepsi.
Jokes apart now back to the movie....Sonali may be good and sexy but she is no match for the anushka Sharma's ...tich nahein yaar..." look. Hero is ok
Sonali, a spunky self-made internet operator, proudly runs a small
outfit along with her band of ghetto boys catering to a sprawling Mumbai
suburb. Complications arise when Sonali's ... See full summary »