Saturday, March 31, 2012

'Due Date' (2010)Trailer HD

so that's why Ironman2 was such a mess.lol
HBO pakistan comes out with a nice no gooosbumps very predictable end upto the grand canyon road trip movie for my post friday prayer viewing pleasure.You know what i think that somebody wanted to make a movie of my favorite sitcom the big bang theory and ended up with this a without cutting edge nice movie which is nice and funny no doubt but is a little drag.
Btw, i do hope so no Animal or dog was harmed in anyway during the filming of this movie :P

Friday, March 30, 2012

Phhir 2011 trailer

You know what I am beginning to like these NRI hindi movies these are better in quality and have better color and sound.Not all have unnecessary special effects.some are very interesting. the story of this movie is interesting even without the psychic touch.Even though the mythology behind the story is so totally  against my belief  but i always like to watch a good movie or hear a story where the one supreme Lord is glorified in any way.Amen!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Neil Nitin Mukesh & Mugdha Godse in Jail -Trailer

i love Hindi movies like these because watching together with  Ammi late at night she turns her face away and pretends to be sleeping .if its an english movie i usually tell her what's going on from time to time that keeps her interested unless she had missed any of her prime time hindi soaps and wants to watch the re-run.last night i had an early supper and a few hours of sleep so when i woke up and went to her room after midnight she was very glad to see me and almost done watching her hindi soaps.the tv was turned off the remote was on the side table between her bed and my couch which is a sign.
Anyways its a very nice movie and all the actors have performed very well.The issues highlighted in this movie of the jail vs correctional facility have been under constant debate and review by the legal and judicial experts around the world.But recently i have observed that there is a growing concern in big cities like mumbai and karachi  about having an underworld right in the middle of the city. Some concerned parents and citizens shudder to think and the land and builder mafia see it as a prime piece of property going waste and causing nuisance for the whole community.Just today the breaking news i heard before bed tea was of trouble in PIB and gulistan-e-johar the areas nearest to the karachi central jail and the faisal cantt an army dump.the life and living of the people living in these particular localities of karachi have been so disturbed by indiscriminate incidents of firing that i am sure somebody somewhere must be thinking of moving these out of the city limits.After watching the movie it is very difficult to say if that somebody is thinking and running the show from the inside or outside. lol   

"The Mask" (1994) Theatrical Trailer

Before the start of this movie on HBO yesterday totally unaware of it being scheduled i went out for the daily breakfast shopping and saw my estranged ex-brother and his wife parked in front of the shop waiting.For years they have been used by someone i am not sure ( really ) who to make me hate the very things i love the most in this world.Their life so far has not at all been fun because i love so many things and follow so many different pursuits and passions in life that it is not humanly possible for them or to many others around me to even understand what and who i may be interested in next.They may cause a little distraction for the time being but usually they do not change the whole mind set.
I gave up reading and collecting comic books a very long time ago and i even stopped watching cartoons  and animations after i had cable and internet but "The MASK" is the only comic character that has completely grabbed my full attention.I have enjoyed all episodes of the animated version watched them many times and same is with this movie.I enjoy it more everytime i see it.Obviously I love the character of MASK more than his original Stanley ipkis but as a mentor i feel the MASK has inspired me to feel more empowered without the special powers of the MASK.Having special power which are uncontrollable is not good for anybody and especially oneself.The best special power i believe is not the one which gives you control over others, it is the one which gives you maximum control over your mind and body and for the maximum period of time.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

I can't think straight (2008)

The homeland security or whatever keeping an eye on me must be so jealous on the way i am being pampered these days.personally it feels like all the slot machines in a casino  are throwing up at the same time (not possible) .or my bio rhythmic  cycle is a straight line way above the zero line that can only happen if i am dead (possible. I used to hear a lot of "catch it " in accents and dialects of the old karachi areas from kids playing street cricket.Thank god i am dead.lol)
This movie has been in rotation on the cable for quite some time and i was desperate to watch it (lol) so i finally did.(:P) .yes it is a nice movie but since there are so many cultures and accents ,faith and other issues are involved that even with a brilliant performance by Nina Wadia it cannot be termed as a funny movie.The Tennis rally between the lead girls is an interesting thought (:O)
Being a single woman guy i have been living a life of shame for a very long time not being able to help all those  desolate gay guys and especially the lesbian women.If i have understood correctly gay and lesbian happily married loving eachother so much couples do need the help of a very straight not necessarily cheap person to have a family.(lol) Anyways  you can't have the scoop from the cone and return the biscuit somebody will suspect the foul-play.and nobody shares the cone icecream with anybody without some kind of affection.The affection for the same or the opposite sex does not prove love. and love without sex is against most religions and sex without a ring is legally blond.So.... 

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Desi Boyz (2011)

I was too young and a little naive when the Star Wars began.Too busy and a little naive when the Harry Potter began.And now i am too old and a little naive for all this Hunger Games jargon ,although it was fun to see some people taking a bite of carrot while talking to me yesterday in the neighborhood.it all ended when i visited the sweet meat shop and stood very near the minced carrot sweet  and glanced at it.. lol
so what i am trying to say is that these fad have come and gone without having a very real impact on my life.I choose my own challenges and rate my own successes and failures.Just like these days i try to watch a hindi movie on the kohenoor channel  on tv.and especially a movie like this one was quite a fiat to accomplish last evening when i have already watched more than a fair share for the day.it is a good movie with good catchy tunes but it also reminds me that Hunger games or no hunger games , some things  and the course of me being a little naive cannot be altered at any cost or a period of time.lol
PS: never start with a handicap no matter what :P


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Desi Boyz (2011)

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TRIAGE(2009) Trailer [HD] English - Colin Farrell, Christopher Lee, Paz Vega

Now who in his right state of mind would believe a guy being taunted and mimed by girls of blood and strangers alike  living a godforsaken miserable life of their own for not having a life ,money or a job .if he says that i am not crazy...and yet gives up his favorite "bradalina" movie in urdu  on filmax to watch this Colin Ferrel and Christopher lee movie. Crazy absolutely crazy. lol
So what's up there was a lot of nut crackers and bar coders stuff on my movie cable..did i break a sound barrier or something yesterday or were they missing me at some psychiatric convention at a holiday resort where you make out  with tall white blonds and drink till you drop.Nah iam a single woman guy and they know it very well.lol
it is a great movie no doubt but i will not recommend it to any of my friends not even to the  girls mentioned above. 
The movie channel showed it with a title tag of "Shell Shocked" don't know why but it suited the movie more.I remember the time when my dearest brother who is a nicest person in the world used to work in a big karachi hospital .Everyday and night he had to see the dead and mutilated bodies. the worst was the dying and badly injured.He was clearly losing it and i had to watch him suffer with a bleeding heart.At that time it did occur to me to learn a little about being a shrink.Just at that very moment Christopher lee came to karachi and saved me with his memorable movie "Jinnah" and its amazing Anthem "junoon se aur ishq se milti hai azadi" absolutely rocking stuff believe you me.
Watching Triage (2009) did scratch a few unhealed wounds and salted it too but i am very glad and thankful they choose the Big day 23rd March for the slaughter :)

Friday, March 23, 2012

Accepted (2006)Official Trailer

After a hopeless performance by the Pakistan team in Asia Cup cricket final the word on the street was very dismal so i choose to watch the Movie.There were two Justin long (the chipmunk's guy) movies on at the same time imagine that....Accepted (2006) on HBO and He's just not into you (2009) on ZOOM Movies . the Later had a better cast but because i had seen the hindi version of Accepted recently (F.A.L.T.U) so i choose Accepted (lol) by doing so i was also able to enjoy the final overs of the final match isn't that just incredible...? :P

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Raavan 2010 Theatrical Trailer [HQ]

Wow! now this is the movie where an icon becomes a legand and a legand becomes a Goddess. Superb out of this world acting by all and a very powerful script and direction.I loved and enjoyed every milli-second of the ending.
The other day i tried very hard to watch "bluff master" on Kohinoor channel and couldn't and tonight it was very late so i tried not watch this movie and couldn't.
I am very emotional as i say God Bless the whole team of this movie and Thankyou !

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Abandoned (2010 video) Trailer

don't be confused that is a different movie ...this is a one of the very last Britney Murphy movies....what a sweet charmer, on screen ,She was...R.I.P
The movie is very good .

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

'The Expendables' (2010)Trailer HD

I am too stubborn ...the net was off all day today but the cable was on...should have atleast checked the StarMovies schedule for the day....missed the beginning of the movie just found out that it had two more from this trailer....lol
Thank You !


Sunday, March 18, 2012

Underworld Evolution Trailer [HD]

"The one true God does not have a father...." Marcus.
I don't know why but this movie seems to be the real St Partick's day treat from my favorite Movie Channel the StarMovies.This is a sequel and a great one.Honestly I don't like the Saga the good and the bad vampires and the lycans evil and detest-ful or the other (funny) werewolves.But then again i have been constantly suffering from the woman empowerment syndrome for a very long  time somebody hinted that the main cause is having a weak mother and to make it even worse she developed cervical spondolysis.I see it as a sign wrapped up with an autoplay "lol" soundcloud from the Lord and the Admiralty."hey wasiq the delinquent ! you are never gonna get any support from that side of the gender bias ...ha ha ha!!! "
So i pray and i pray and you never know...
Anyways the only problem i have with this movie in particular and the Saga in general is the logic in logistics.but then time and again i am reminded that if Sir Richard Branson who have all the luxuries to fly can use the unimaginable modes of transportation just for fun why can't the vampires and lycans who  are fighting a war for survival and existence.lol     


Saturday, March 17, 2012

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li (720p HD Trailer)

Kristin Kreuk is so cute...from Vancouver....nice action sequence....gynecologists please don't do that at home....lol

'Speedy Singhs' Official Theatrical Trailer

I watched the ending of the  patiala house the other day this seems like the Canadian version.

Friday, March 16, 2012

New Cadbury Fabulous Fingers TV Advert

Chocolate Fudge Cake Recipe by Cadbury

Cadbury is American now...

when family breaking news breaks obviously nobody tells me or wants to be seen as the informer or whistle blower and due to the family politics and personal grudge some don't even want to show the concern . Facebook has changed everything.The unusual activity on the Facebook Home page and online chat is like an aftershock.I know instantly something is happening or happened.especially if the news is hushed up or a facebook junky told not to tell anyone.Some very intelligent and smart people change their profile pictures.it works just like emoticons.it helps their friends and stalkers know something is cooking. And the best of the best thing is that now if anybody hear something bad happening to somebody they know very well they put up something on their wall anything like a picture or a status update or something interesting shared from some friends wall just to say that we are alive and well.This is nothing short of a miracle because i have family culture where a dear aunt kept calling on the phone from the US all year round on every single festive holiday for idhere oudher ki gupein and never ever mentioned her nephew fighting cancer for the past ten months.I found out a week after his death.Don't you think its a little bit unfair.Anyways, things are changing now just like the cadbury believed by me to be an integral part of kashmir british dulture is now absolutely American and there is nothing we the Pakistani's can  do except to enjoy.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

That's funny 02

GRANDPA: "Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!" 
Grandson: "YOU go hide. I told her you were DEAD!"

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Kuch Toh Log Kahenge 14th March 2012 Part 1

Oh no....oh no.....not again...at least not Dr Ashutosh...lol The serial is now leaps and bounds away from the screen play by hasina moin and the original pakistani tv series with marina khan.
Honestly i had already lost the interest in this love triangle but with a new face( sharad kelkar of bairi piya fame ) and voice Dr Ashutosh and Malika maam in more command i might see a few episodes more...so i may not feel like an utter fool during family chats.


Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Six Days seven Nights part 1

Oh I love this movie for two main reasons....
1. you can't get Harrison ford to be more "simple " or to be very precise "keeping it simple" lol
2. This movie proves that The Lord wants us to fly ,why else would he give bamboo on a deserted island and beg to cover the tits ...:P

P2 Trailer (2007)

Rachel Nicols is moving up fast....this is her best performance yet.The Movie is about the psychopath security guard and his k-9. why iam not surprised...lol anyways i am wondering how in the world could you parentially guide a kid  into believing that no animal was harmed during the filming of this movie...the killing of the dog is so nightmarish ...eeeu!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

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only sms or mms please, Incoming on my mobile is turned-off to avoid prank calls, call blocker is not free .

Friday, March 9, 2012

Jodi Breakers (2012)

wow another good movie from the writer/Director Ashwini Chaudhary the maker of Good boy,Bad boy (2007). 
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When you leave the baby on the floor to learn to crawl be prepared for a lifetime of goosebumps.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

That's funny 01

A wife asks her husband: "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have eggs, get six."

The husband returns with six cartons of milk.

She: "Why did you buy six cartons of milk ?"

He: "They had eggs."

Ladies vs Ricky Bahl - Theatrical Trailer

Happy International woman's day !
Watched this movie with ammi today early morning (night) .We missed the beginning because of ammi's hindi soaps and my social networking on computer.So she was having a little difficulty understanding the role of ladies in coning ricky.Anyways we both enjoyed this movie.Even though it has ruined most of my women's day.I am very confused how to put the message of the movie in a phrase.All the dogs and fools phrases that i can think of are not working here.There aint any real bitch either to say "Bitch united breaks the sunshine..!"
Anyways,Anushka Sharma is moving up very fast...previously by pulling down a front open shirt to show a wet yellow bikini to win a volley ball shot....in badmash company and here she pulls up a shirt to show a very black bikini...i wonder how movie goers in india and britain reacted to this scene in theaters...or may be they did not notice it or ignored it just like the parents of dumb business schools students do to group study tactics...lol

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Season 5 episode 18

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The Werewolf TransformationThis Episode of my favorite sitcom The Big Bang theory aired
Feb. 23, 2012
 has references to famous quotes like "the world is my oyster" and " 
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper." 
   
So i goggled and found out the source of these quotes they are quiet interesting and very educational.

The world's mine oyster

Falstaff:
I will not lend thee a penny.
Pistol:
Why then the world's mine oyster,
Which I with sword will open.
Falstaff:
Not a penny.
The Merry Wives Of Windsor Act 2, scene 2, 2–5 shakespeare
If you boast that "The world's my oyster" nowadays, you're claiming that the world's riches are yours to leisurely pluck from the shell. The braggart ensign Pistol, however, utters the phrase as a sort of threat—of the aggressively bombastic kind he's known for. Sir John Falstaff, a braggart almost the equal of Pistol, refuses to lend him a penny; Pistol promises to use his sword, if not on Falstaff, then on other helpless victims, to pry open their purses. Pistol's thievish intentions have largely been forgotten, and "The world's my oyster" has become merely a conceited proclamation of opportunity.


This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper
This quote is from 
The Hollow Men by T S Eliot •

Mistah Kurtz-he dead
A penny for the Old Guy




I


We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar


Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;


Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us-if at all-not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.




II


Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death's dream kingdom
These do not appear:
There, the eyes are
Sunlight on a broken column
There, is a tree swinging
And voices are
In the wind's singing
More distant and more solemn
Than a fading star.


Let me be no nearer
In death's dream kingdom
Let me also wear
Such deliberate disguises
Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
In a field
Behaving as the wind behaves
No nearer-


Not that final meeting
In the twilight kingdom




III


This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.


Is it like this
In death's other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.




IV


The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms


In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river


Sightless, unless
The eyes reappear
As the perpetual star
Multifoliate rose
Of death's twilight kingdom
The hope only
Of empty men.




V


Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.


Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom


Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long


Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom


For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the


This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.


Editor notes


1. Mistah Kurtz: a character in Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness."
2. A...Old Guy: a cry of English children on the streets on Guy Fawkes Day, November 5, when they carry straw effigies of Guy Fawkes and beg for money for fireworks to celebrate the day. Fawkes was a traitor who attempted with conspirators to blow up both houses of Parliament in 1605; the "gunpowder plot" failed.
3. Those...Kingdom: Those who have represented something positive and direct are blessed in Paradise. The reference is to Dante's "Paradiso".
4. Eyes: eyes of those in eternity who had faith and confidence and were a force that acted and were not paralyzed.
5. crossed stave: refers to scarecrows
6. tumid river: swollen river. The River Acheron in Hell in Dante's "Inferno". The damned must cross this river to get to the land of the dead.
7. Multifoliate rose: in dante's "Divine Comedy" paradise is described as a rose of many leaves.
8. prickly pear: cactus
9. Between...act: a reference to "Julius Caesar" "Between the acting of a dreadful thing/And the first motion, all the interim is/Like a phantasma or a hideous dream."
10. For...Kingdom: the beginning of the closing words of the Lord's Prayer.
Our Father, which art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done,
in earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
[For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.]
Amen.
now the very interesting thing is that what started with just a simple phrase has lead me to browse through great master pieces of literature which leads me to the holy scriptures  and all i did was to sit and watch my favorite sitcom.lol

Season 5 episode 17

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Sunday, March 4, 2012

No Problem (2010)

my first anil kapoor and the heerey kahan hain? (where the diamonds are?) movie of the lent 2012....lol
 

No Problem (2010)

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Bank robbers, diamond thieves, the homicide of a minister, a hyper wife are just some of the challenges faced by a bumbling senior police officer.

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Love U Mr. Kalakaar -- Official Trailer (HD) - Love U Mr. Kalakaar (2011...

I don't think if deja vu is the right word...Ammi and i watch the sony tv hit serial bare achay lagte hain ..mon to fri today on a Saturday night we watched this instead.so far ram and priya are still trying to be a couple after marriage...in the movie Ram has a daughter all grown up....and he gets to test a boy for her daughters' marriage...serials on sony don't run that long....this could have happened on starplus or colors. anyways its a nice movie.

Players (2012)

a remake of a remake....incredible indeed....they could have named it Dhoom xyz....btw which one played Charlize theron...? lol
 

Players (2012)

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Two thieves, a magician, a computer hacker, a wannabe actor and a explosives expert plan a robbery to fulfill the dream of Victor Braganza. Will they be successful or will destiny have something different for them?

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